scenario:


Whitney Anne: in a headband, facemask, and sweater picks up her room to the sound of jazz music on a Friday night.



Mom:   "Good, your room doesn't smell any more.  What are you listening to?  This is making me fall asleep."
Whitney Anne:  "This is jazz music.  Classy people listen to jazz music."
Mom: "You're about 90 years old. Pretty soon you'll just be referred to as "the eccentric gramma"