Physics

My very last class in college happens to be a science class.  A physics and chemistry class to be exact.  And I hate science.  My professor is a crazy old man who happens to like screaming things like: "HA!" all throughout class. He also uses the strangest examples to explain things.  I haven't decided whether its to wake up everyone who is sleeping during this three hour class or to actually emphasize things.  I don't get science...in fact, I loathe it.  But what follows is a collection of "facts" I have learned from my professor.  May I present: Everything I Have Learned in Physics So Far:

1. Concerning motion, waves, and energy: "You can send a note to your boyfriend by sticking it in a bottle and throwing it through his window...or putting it in a bullet and shooting it at him."

2. Concerning springs: "The elastic in your underwear is a spring...unless its all stretched out...then they kind of fall down...boys like that. They do!!"

3.  Chemical Potential Energy: "Dynamite...doesn't explode if you shoot at it....tried it once..."

4.  Potential Energy:  "Does this weight have energy?  Bring your toe over here and I'll show you how much energy it has! BAM!"

5.  Centripital Force: "Ever spun around a little kid til they're dizzy and then told them to do things? Hehehehe."

6.  Gravity: "THE MOON BELONGS TO THE SUN!"

7. Inertia: "One time, I was at a track meet.  Kid got hit in the head with a shotput.  Didn't kill him. WOULD YOU HEAD A SHOTPUT!?"

I may not remember any equations...but I'll remember the proper way to send a message next time I want to get ahold of Bear...where'd I put the shotgun?