Don't worry everyone. I did not die.
My surgery went well.
I have amazing talents while totally high.
For example:
My dad apparently thinks I can function normally in my appointed position as Human Dictionary.
He took me to the doctor's office and started to type out an email. He asked me a grammar question right after I had taken oral sedatives.
I stared at him.
He then said, "Oh right. Why am I asking you?"
HOWEVER, my amazing mental capacity was proven later last week.
I couldn't remember my follow up appointment. So I called the doctor's office. They let me know the time and date.
I went to put it in my Blackberry.
Lo and behold: IT WAS ALREADY THERE.
The address, which I can't even remember sober, was there correctly along with the date, time and doctor's name. I typed it in while totally off my rocker.
Moral of the story:
DO MORE DRUGS. I function better that way.
I am joking. Obviously.
Sunday, February 6, 2011
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3 comments:
Whit~
I'm sorry you had to have surgery on your gums! I think we need to get together soon!
I had a similar experience when I had my wisdom teeth out and was hopped up on some srsly excellent nitrous oxide. My was I ever witty and memorable, according to my dentist.
@Courtney Yes, we do need to get together now that i can eat!!!
@diana i'd been to that oral surgeon before. i told him he was awesome because whatever drugs he gave me the first time really worked because i didn't even remember the surgery at all. he told me to come in an hour before and he would monitor my drug use this second time. :) he doesn't think i'm funny.
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